Icebreaking: Jokes and Magic

Hi guys ...

Last posting, I promised that i would share about icebreaking, jokes and magic. Actually, joke is come from our self. I mean that not all people can make a funny jokes, even the people imitate jokes from someone expert, it is not sure that the jokes will be work. It depends on our personality, but i will share some jokes for you all guys.

Jokes

1. Ask this to the students ( after greeting )

Teacher : Okay class, now i ant to ask you, what are you doing here ?

Student 1: Study

Student 2: Learning something, etc

Teacher : Study ? Learning? So bored, Why we don't just go home, sleep and play,?

Students : Good idea, horay.

Teacher: Sorry kids, just kidding .

2. Or you can make statement like this .

Teacher : Okay class, there is announcement for you all. Today school will be off sooner.

Students : yes, what time we off school sooner?

Teacher : 2.59 pm, ( regular off time 3 pm )

*my original jokes

Magic

1. Stand up tie.

Of course you need a tie, say to the students that you can make that tie stand up. Your students will be confuse because it is impossible to make a tie stand up, law of gravitation make the tie down. Then you do the trick.

Hold the tie, and put down your hand so your hand in the up and the tie hang down. As simple as that right?

It will be useful for you all guys, hopefully, hhe ..